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You're breath's so stinky I don't know whether I should give you a breath mint or toiletpaper!
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A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel.
"Yeah, ma'am" he says to the barmaid " ah'm looking to buy me a ranch-
stations, you call them, so they tell me. Ah come from Texas and ah'm
looking for a big spread because where I come from in Texas, everythang is BIG. Why, do you know, mah ranch in Texas is so big, it takes a whole week to ride around it on a horse?"
"Yeah?" says a wizened station hand sitting at the bar. "If we had a horse like that we'd turn it into glue."
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