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You're in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have is a baseball bat. How do you get out?

Strike 1!
Strike 2!
Strike 3!

You're out!

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?

A: All you can eat, under a buck.

"Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decided to give your wife $275 a week."

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?

A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

There once was a girl from Wenatch,
She tried to get it on with a match,
She got so excited,
The damn thing ignited,
And burned all the hair off her snatch!

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