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God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and a penis. The brain was a good gift as it allowed him to do many things.
The penis was also a good thing as it allowed the race to continue. The problem was that God had only given Adam enough of a blood supply so that he could only use one of them at a time.
Men are naturally competitive. Even in the Garden of Eden, Adam was afraid Eve would like the snake's fruit better than his.
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What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?
The pigmee's are a bunch of cunning runts.
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