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At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is there to help the animals of the forest with some of their daily problems. One day a toad hops in.
The toad says "Oh wizard, please help me. I was born with a yellow penis."
"I've told you animals, I can't help you with any big problems," responds the wizard. "You'll have to go see the Wizard of Oz."
So the toad hops off on his merry little way. But in not too long an elephant enters the wizards pad.
"Oh wizard," the elephant begins, "please help me. I was born without a trunk."
Now the wizard is infuriated. "Don't you stupid animals ever listen!!! Take your damn big problems to the wizard of Oz!"
The elephant responds "But, wizard how do I get to the Wizard of Oz?"
"Oh that's easy," says the wizard. "Just follow the yellow dicked toad!"
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Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night.
When they reached the gates of Heaven they were greeted by St. Peter.
St. Peter said "Excuse me ladies, but before I let you in... I must know what you were doing when you died... you see Heaven has become AWFULLY crowded...it's our new policy!" He smiled.
"Well...if you must know...I was standing in front of the mirror examining my boobs..." Dolly Parton said.
"And I was going to the bathroom!" Princess Diana said.
"You may enter into Heaven..." St. Peter held the gate open for Princess Diana to pass through.
"WAIT A MINUTE! How come she gets to go and not me?!" Dolly Parton asked.
"Why...don't you know...a royal flush beats 2 of a kind!" St. Peter exclaimed.
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