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If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.
And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.
And a roll of toilet tissue is a super duper doody pooper scooper.
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
Answer: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
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Way back in the country one morning, Papa Mole stuck his head out of the mole hole and said, "What a beautiful morning! I think I smell sauage and pancakes!"
Mama mole sticks her head out of the mole hole and said "I agree with you Papa, it is a truly nice morning. And, I smell maple syrup too."
Baby mole could not get his little head out of the mole hole and all he could smell was molasses!
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